My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms 23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed
you need less jesus
when your parents cancel your plans and you’re like “fine”
Actual representation of what happens when you and your friend have class together.
those posts you find really funny but made by ppl you hate
Show this gifset to anyone who asks you wtf “Tumblr” even is.
this episode though
Well I do declare…